Real Estate Humor: S*** Agents Say

These are the private comments listing agents leave for other agents. This one is for a 400, yes, 400 sq. ft. house with a 1500 sq. ft. lot near L.A. City College.

This guy should be in PR, not RE

I’m not quite sure what a “2 bedroom, but not really,” means. Still, you’ve got to give this listing agent major props for putting a positive, glittery spin on the extra small, foliage-free lot.

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